Thursday, January 31, 2008

TMZ Stalkers

By Ben Tover

These guys and others are causing nothing but bull shit to this world, the news and peoples children. They are a gang, mob, and a underground type of terrorist. They cohort to get high profile people (like the ones THEY create) into doing things that will make news on their websites.

They'll send a mob of scum bag paparazzi to get pictures of these people, literally to the point where these people can't go from the entrance of an establishment to their waiting vehicle 8ft away. How many scum bag paparazzi does it take to get a picture? They'll ALL end up with the same pictures anyways. When a person goes in for a photo shoot, by a REAL PHOTOGRAPHER, there's only one not twenty. Paparazzi are a bunch of fucking losers.

Celebs should hire private investigators to start STOCKING these losers and create a tabloid exposing them. Ruin their lives.

Britney Spears hospitalized AGAIN!

By Ben Tover

Britney Spears was hospitalized once again early in the morning, on Jan 31, 2008. Police received a call from her home about a "5150", which is a hold for mental-health evaluation. She's going CRAZY! She was escorted to the hospital by an ambulance and a flank of police while a cop copter hovered over her house, don't they have better things to do than worry about a nut job celeb. They escort her to the hospital, but wouldn't help her out during her court case.

Supposedly the call was made by her "shrink". She's got a shrink! Where the hell's this guy been hiding? Why did Brits mom call Dr.Phil for then?

It's been reported that she hasn't slept for three days and has gone loony tunes. She's got to be on some serious pills or something. You don't spiral down hill that fast just from nothing. Maybe if Anna Nicole Smith was alive she could throw in her two cents, but her crazy antics got the best of her. OH SNAP!

Where's Brits parents through this whole BS situation? They've made millions of dollars off of her and now that their not getting money from her they don't give a shit. They've created a monster and they should be partially responsible. Don't feel bad for Brit, she got herself into this BS.


Who's CRAZIER!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Paris Hilton Lesbian

By Ben Tover

She's been seen taking home girls from an all lesbian night club, and there's a lesbian sex tape that should be surfacing soon.I hope her acting is a lot better than her last porn flick. BORING!

Monday, January 28, 2008

Celebs without PANTIES.

By Ben Tover

In the day and age of the internet, more and more celebs are being photographed going out in public without wearing any panties. Then their cooters are splashed all over the internet. This is not a new thing for women to not wear panties with a sexy dress. What is different is that everyday women don't have a gang of paparazzi stocking them everywhere they go. It seems that the money shot for the scum bag paparazzi is when the celebs get out of their vehicles. What i don't understand is that celebs know this, but still they pull up front, of where ever their going, and exit the vehicle right in front of the paparazzi. If they know they'll be photographed, why do they still go without panties or why don't they exit the vehicle before they get to their destination? Do they like having their hairless cooters splashed on the internet for guys to fantasize about. What would be funny is if a celeb went out without shaving for a month or two. Could you imagine the headlines?

Here i have compiled some of these celebs WITHOUT panties.